Jesus gets divorced

Some guy named Jesus (some guy that claims that he is the second coming) gets divorced. Who knew that in the second coming of Jesus, he would turn out to be a gambler and a womanizer? I do not understand why this Jesus guy has anyone who listens to him claim that he is the second coming and then showers him with gifts and money. There is a homeless guy down the street who does this too and he is lucky if people give him spare change.

Candidates wear their faith on their sleeves

Of the major candidates mentioned in this article only Rudy Guiliani doesn't seem to use his religion as a selling point of his candidacy.

Man killed trying to perform an exorcism

Police interrupted a exorcism being performed on a 3 year old when a relative called them. Upon entering the room the tried to stop a man from choking the girl. The police tried subduing him with a taser and placed him in handcuffs and then he died suddenly.

Christians demand rights to commit hate crimes

Christians seem to be worried about being able to express their views on homosexuality (with a stick). They have been calling a bill passed by the House of representatives a 'thought crimes bill' while the title of the bill seems to be titled 'Matthew Shepard Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2007.' Nothing of what the religious right says about the bill seems to be true, but that has never mattered in politics, what matters is what people believe to be true. Here's a sample:
1. would make Americans too afraid to report a Muslim acting suspiciously in an airport or on a plane, effectively giving jihad terrorists a free hand
2. creates second-class victims and a legal system of 'separate and unequal,'
3. muzzle people of faith who dare to express their moral and biblical concerns about homosexuality
4. places us on a slippery slope toward religious persecution
5. your grandmother's mugging will not receive as much attention as the "hate crime" committed against a homosexual

The institution of marriage

David Vitter, a Louisana congressman and a strong supporter of the Protection of Marriage amendment, admitted that his phone number does appear on the phone records of a D.C. madam. He has asked for forgiveness from his wife and god.

Pope suffers from delusions of grandeur

The pope made up some random criterion for a faith to be "true" (that goes something like 'only a true church recognizes the legitimacy of the pope') and then pointed out that only the catholic church is the only one satifying criterion and is therefore the only true church of god on earth. Not that I blame him...most churches do this to one degree or another.

Students willing to die because Pakistani government won't impose islam on everyone

A madrassah in Islamabad, Pakistan is under seige by government forces. They have been clashing with the secular government because they are not allowed to go on a vigilante campaign of distroying book and music shops for being unislamic.