Jesus gets divorced

Some guy named Jesus (some guy that claims that he is the second coming) gets divorced. Who knew that in the second coming of Jesus, he would turn out to be a gambler and a womanizer? I do not understand why this Jesus guy has anyone who listens to him claim that he is the second coming and then showers him with gifts and money. There is a homeless guy down the street who does this too and he is lucky if people give him spare change.